Do we really have to bend our knees for religion so that scientific evidence is...– My education professor
Simko: I'm the proud owner of an eraser that looks like a delete button
Oliver: Well, now I'm just going to have to get a computer that looks like a pencil
Simko: Stop it...
Oliver: Or maybe a motorcycle that looks like a horse?
Simko: I hate you.
I’m a rock star, not a drag queen!– Jacob, on the fine line between rock stars and drag queens. (via zachattack) A fine distinction indeed. (via asprettyasasong) I’m awesome.
I’d be Ferosha Coutura and I’d spray girls in the face with...– Christian from Project Runway on his wrestling alter ego.
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