On Thursday, April 24, I saw a pterodactyl. No joke.
lukees: Type “listen” on your Tumblr dashboard for the coolest easter egg I’ve seen in a while. I don’t know if this works for the IEs. It’s so awesome!
I love donuts, they’re one of my five food groups. So therefore I am a regular at Dunkin’ Donuts and I love chattin’ with this fabulous drag queen who works there. Tonight she told me her name. She said, “You can call me Boom Boom, that’s easy enough, right?”
Good morning tumblr. I know it’s early and I didn’t want to wake you but I needed a hit of dashboard to get me going before my very long day.
I’m noticing such a huge divide between who I am going to be and who I want to be. I want to be chasing my dream, but I also want the dream to become a reality therefore I have to follow a realistic career path…I think.
You’re money, and you don’t even know it. I would shove you down a...– Pauween on the fact that instead of renting movies, I simply buy 4 for $20 at Blockbuster so that I can own them.
Dear Beyonce, I need a favor. I’m dying to see how fantastic you looked at your wedding. I’m sure it was over the top and Jay-Z looked fly. So could you do me a favor and leak the photos of you guys? I’d appreciate it. Thanks!
I’ve always thought that Bjork would be the most played artist on a serial killer’s iPod. Her music is so eery. I’m sure one day soon there will be an indie movie with a montage of the killer’s strategic slaughterings to Bjork’s haunting music. And I’m sure it would make me cry myself to sleep the night I see it.
Endless amusement. →
Akon calls T-Pain and hilarity ensues.
Beyonce’s new demo “Beautiful...
Anderson Cooper: Gray / Gay
Liz: (completely serious) Jacob, I need your help.
Liz: I was talking to my boyfriend and I wanted to hear it from an expert. Okay. Is Anderson Cooper gay?!
Me: (laughing) He is for me. The way he reads his news and takes of his shirt for me in "Planet in Peril". He's totally a 'mo.
Liz: He must be. He is way too sexy and put together to be a heterosexual.
Today, I got my ears gauges to a size 10 (a normal piercing is an 18 or 20). I got huge needles stuck into each of my lobes. I was fine for the right one but the piercer made my left one bleed a lot. He asked the apprentice for cotton balls. At this point, I passed out. I came to and saw a very shaken Martha, who had accompanied me. She was so freaked out. I wasn’t worried, I’m a...