August 2008
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I just had a girl vomit all over my favorite pair of shoes. Seriously, it’s only the first football game.
We just don’t understand how to play because the A button is spelled Eh.
– This Canadian I invited to play Super Smash Bros.
I shall henceforth only refer to history as herstory.
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True story: I don’t think the early bird gets the worm.
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This is how I spent my Friday night!
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HOT Guy at GOODWILL last night
Man, you were with a friend last night standing in line at the goodwill. I was with my brother, father and lover and couldn’t do much but stare. You and your friend were hot and looked like you may be in a band or something. Man you though, were the turn on. I love the outfit. I’d love to just say hi. Oh, I am… That’s all, you made my dreams last night. You had a very cool...
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Note to self: promises made over coffee are meant to be broken.
Audacious
Fearlessly, often recklessly daring; bold.
Unrestrained by convention or propriety; insolent.
Spirited and original
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Occassionally I rearrange my room, in the nude, at 3 am.
It’s Nastia, bitch!
– Pauline as USA’s Nastia Liukin won the gold medal for all-around gymnastics.
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I have never felt more comfortable in my own skin.
If you’re unhappy with your life then you just make a big change and get...
– Mates of State’s Jason Hammel
The Rule of Confrontation
Once you confront someone, they are everywhere!
Santogold’s new single “Lights Out”. I’m mesmerized…
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He who does not feel me is not real to me.
– Pauline is a true gangsta.
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When thinking of how to modernize Africa, we came to the conclusion the only woman up for the job is Tyra Banks. Women wouldn’t walk, they’d strut next to painted elephants and voguing would be the only acceptable type of dancing. And the entire continent would be renamed TYRAFRICA!
COCKOLATE!
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