January 2009
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Where would you like to wake up in the morning?
In wonderland, passed out at a tea party celebrating my Unbirthday!
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It's only the walk of shame if you're ashamed!
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I answer rhetorical questions because I am a...
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TOMFOOLERY: foolish behaviour
Such a great word!
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Santogold - Unstoppable featuring Lil Wayne &...
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Alice: Oh, no, no. I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.
Cheshire Cat: Well that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as...
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.
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Aha! A depiction of the 'yahoo answers' users. →
(via yourpalmal)
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“Keep runnin’ your mouth and I’mma stick my dick in it.”
– 2 Live Crew (via jonoh)
She & Him - You Really Gotta Hold On Me
I love to watch movies with the subtitles on so I...
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Beyonce - Ego
Haircuts make me so sleepy. Ever since I was child, I would fall asleep in the chair. I still do.
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My GPS is named Mr. Bonaparte, because I think...
Just ran into JD from the new season of the real world! He’s so short in person.
WatchFanny Pack performing to “Get Ur Freak On”.
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Astroglide > KY
Barbara Walters according to Kathy Griffin.
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Super Mash Bros - Stop That Booty (Here We Come)
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I failed at my New Year’s Resolution of updating Tumblr every day. Thankfully advanced options makes it look like I did it today!
I wish I could add a smell post. I got a coffee maker for Christmas and have been brewing Dunkin’ Donuts French Vanilla nonstop since. The aroma fills my little apartment and smells delicious!
R. Kelly - Hair Braider (Starkey Remix)
Happy new year! I just saw a pair of titties. It’s going to be a great year!