October 2009
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Seeing as we're in a recession, the only birthday...
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My Hocus Pocus Night
I danced with a virgin. The whole time I kept thinking that I finally have someone to light the Black-Flamed Candle!
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Who tells a stranger they’re a virgin? He was just pleading to be the Max Dennison, virgin sacrifice, to my Winifred!
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BEYONCE IS DOING A DUET WITH LADY GAGA FOR HER...
ALL GAYS AROUND THE WORLD REJOICE!
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Saw 6: Deepest Movie of '09
Tackled current events like the recession and universal health care within the first 5 minutes.
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You’d think the way these men are staring at my legs, they’d want them wrapped...
– My feelings on the long lasting stares I receive when I wear short shorts.
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IF YOU WERE ON GREY’S ANATOMY, YOU’D BE MCQUEEN!
– Pauline
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So basically this Falcon kid has forever won hide...
Jealouuus.
Edit: Not jealous. He was never even in the flying saucer. Disappointed.
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LADY GAGA IS SHOOTING "VIDEO PHONE" WITH BEYONCE.
DEAD.
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Okay, here it is, your choice… it’s simple, her or me, and I’m...
– Meredith Grey
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In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
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The Book of Tyra
1. In the beginning Tyra created the heaven and the earth.
2. And the earth was without a runway, and void of all fierce colors and outfits; and improper lighting caused darkness upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Tyra worked the runway upon the face of the waters, striking fierce poses at each step of the way.
3. And Tyra said, Let there be lighting: and there was lighting, and stage...
Je pense, donc je suis.
I think therefore I am.
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