November 2009
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I wish Goodwill was having Black Friday specials.
I opted out of dinner with my family to see Coco Before Chanel at the Enzian. I’m at the bar having a delicious Thanksgiving cocktail and feeling like a grown-up. Life is good my friends.
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Spandex is a privilege, not a right.
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There's only three rules in this game
1. Keep your nappy-ass hair done.
2. Do your motherfucking sit-ups.
3. And whenever you lay on your back, make sure your paper is stacked.
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While watching Beyonce's "Ego" video
Paul: Are those two back-up dancers the same in every video?
Me: No but she insists on only referring to them as Kelly and Michelle.
Paul: Oh. Huh. Those are two random names.
Me: That was a Destiny's Child reference...
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I’m like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you not to like me.
– Cam, Modern Family (via skinnyannie)
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Ya know when you sleepover somewhere and don't get...
Good morning Thursday!
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