DJ Class - I’m The Ish featuring Lil Jon,...
I danced with Kid Sister on stage tonight!
Orlando Tumblr Meet-up
Ibar. Saturday night. See you there. (via alecbayonet, justinjustin, gentleman, alisaferrara)
There were marsupial strippers last night.
They had pouches. I wish I was joking.
What does one wear to a titty bar?
I thought Ben Stiller was wearing the giant...
I’m Jacob, I’ll smoke your bone.– This is the note I left for a waiter at Smokey Bones last night. Subtlety has never been a characteristic of mine.
BUTTINSKY: a troublesome meddler
Such a great word! I am a buttinsky.
Three Six Mafia - I’d Rather I’m so...
Fat Tuesday is next week. Must start celebrating...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
My Karma ran over your dogma.
The most beautiful sound in the world is your...
This is deep y’all.
Today I'm nude modeling for a friend.
I’m really excited, here’s to hoping I don’t get too excited.
I have a sudden urge to go streaking.
God, I love dying my hair.
I always feel like it gives me a fresh start.
When I look in the mirror, I see Gumby staring...
Even when I’m laying on my back, I’m never backin’ down!– Weezy
I have a thing for speech impediments, I find them...
Little Sally Tutorial! (via yourpalmal)
Me: I love the Hulk... or any superhero for that matter.
Rob: Who doesn't love a guy that gets bigger on command?
I walked by a group of students with their heads...
That’s when I realized they were praying.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a tiger by the toe If he hollers let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe My mother told me To pick the very best one And you are not it. (How I make decisions when it comes to dating)
Currently dipping double stuf oreos in peanut...
On a completely unrelated note, I am going to die of clogged arteries.