March 2009
50 posts
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Jen Foster - I Didn’t Just Kiss Her
Lesbian...
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“I’ve got a few questions for those who supported Proposition 8. My...”
– Kathy Griffin
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Coffee & Conversation
When I was younger, I’d wake up and my mom would make me coffee. She’s a big coffee drinker. We’d take our coffee and sit on the patio and look out into the woods. We’d discuss all sorts of things. I didn’t know at the time but my mug was filled with milk because I was too young for coffee. When I go home, this is how we catch up. Normally we talk so much that we...
I always feel like I’m snooping when I remove a book cover. I just love to see the hardback and what its insides look like.
WatchThe Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go
See you tonight Katie and Jules!
I bought a new shirt today. My grand total of...
This probably explains how I can go months without doing laundry.
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Dear JCUP
michaelnothing:
tlicious:
Pumpkin, How many more days till you get here.
I need to know how many more days I left to get skinny.
not soooooon enough.
One week until I am in New York!
“I wish I had a study buddy here that was studying on my bed with me that I could...”
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I am scared to listen to voicemails. I always...
“Skinniness is the best revenge!”
I have this ex-boyfriend who always reminds me how much I have changed. How I used to be an early riser and how I’m such a night owl now. How surprising it is that I have my ears gauged and how expected it is that I still rarely eat anything other than french fries and pizza. He says it in such a derogatory way, “You’ve changed so much.” I can’t help but feel a new sense of accomplishment every...
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Ten Commandments of Lookbook
Thou shalt have no other gods than American Apparel.
Thou shalt desaturate thy photos.
Thou shalt never make eye contact.
Thou shalt hide thy face at any means necessary.
Remember the weirder thy clothing, the better.
Thou shalt not abuse photoshop.
Thou shalt do anything in the name of fashion.
Thou shalt contour thy body.
Thou shalt use any props necessary to get hyped.
Honor thy...
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Wal-Mart gang initation text threat a hoax.
Also known as a viral Target marketing scheme. More info. here.
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“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up isn’t.”
– This is how I know I am my mother’s son. She says this all the time, normally after she does something incredibly embarrassing. I live my life by this motto.
Kings of Leon - Sex On Fire
In case there was any...
First rule of hipster club: You don't talk about...
(via ojacularspectacular)
I wish more people would say tug job.
Gets me every time.
I got the bounce back in my step.
Whenever someone invites me to go somewhere, I wait for them to call & say they’re outside to get dressed. I rely on the excuse that I live six stories up but really I just enjoy being naked for as long as possible!
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I got my haircute.
(Freudian slip)
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Why don't I go to the gym more?
I feel better.
I look better.
The eye candy is better.
“You’re like A1 steak sauce. You’re different. You’re...”
– A. One of the best compliments I’ve ever received.
B. I love being a picky eater.
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“MY PUSSY’S LIKE OUT!”
– Britney Spears
“Rise and shine
And give God the glory, glory
Rise and shine
And give God the...”
– When I was a youngin, this is how my mother would wake me up. It was cute when I was little but when I got old enough to understand the value of beauty rest, I hated hearing those claps. Thankfully my brother and I wake up before her now. Ah sweet revenge.
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Mayday Parade - When I Grow Up (Pussycat Dolls...
Real Estate
I’m blaming the recession on the lack of men in my life. My ass is a hot piece of real estate and most men just cannot afford it right now.
I’m going to start offering tax deductions.
Giant sleepovers are the best!
Whenever I send myself e-mails or write word documents, I always give them the most inappropriate names.
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Spring Break starts Monday. I have no plans. Who...
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My biggest grammar pet peeve is when someone puts...
FYI: A contraction is a word or set of numbers in which one or more letters or numbers have been omitted. The apostrophe shows this omission. To use an apostrophe to create a contraction, place an apostrophe where the omitted letters or numbers would go.
‘09 = 2009
