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ANTM CYCLE 17: ALL-STARS
I cannot explain how unbelievably excited I am for this hot mess. All the girls are dressed up as the caricature that Tyra portrayed them as on their past cycles.
Alexandria as a surfer, Angelea as a female pimp (?), Dominique as a broken down gossip girl (?), Camille as a drag queen, Bre as a cheap hood prostitute, Shannon as an angel, Brittany as a party girl, Allison as a porcelain doll, Sheena as a sexy azn, Laura as country, Lisa as crazy, Bianca as a skank mermaid (?), Isis as a sexy transexual and Kayla as a powerful lesbian.
Easter Sunday. Everything closed. Shopping denied.
Cue tantrums, melodrama & weeping into my lace mantilla.
Tyra Banks interviewing Shirley Phelps-Roper from the Westboro Baptist Church.
And people had the nerve to say Tyra wasn’t covering real world issues~
(via queenpauline)
TICK TICK TICK FLASH
I FEEL YA TYRA.
The America’s Next Top Model cycle 14 promo looks like an American Apparel ad.
ADAM LAMBERT DOES THE COUTURE POSE IN HIS NEW VIDEO.
1. In the beginning Tyra created the heaven and the earth.
2. And the earth was without a runway, and void of all fierce colors and outfits; and improper lighting caused darkness upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Tyra worked the runway upon the face of the waters, striking fierce poses at each step of the way.
3. And Tyra said, Let there be lighting: and there was lighting, and stage hands, and production assistants.
4. And Tyra saw the lighting, that it was good, minimized her imperfections, and made her eyes smile: and Tyra divided the light from the darkness to ensure fierce day and night photos.
5. And Tyra called the light Tyra, and the darkness she called Naomi. And the evening and the morning were the first days dedicated to the Spirit of Tyra.
TYRAMANIA!
THE MIDGETS ARE ON RIGHT NOW. TEACUP MODELS!
